1. NEVER TELL A WOMAN WHAT U HATE IN A WOMAN
Women ar natural pretenders. So if u make d mistake of tellin her what u hate, she only do d things u luv so as become ur wife. Jst allow her display her good & bad sides freely so u can know her fully before proposing.
2. TEST HER
Do all u can to test her in everyway. E.g, give her little money to prepare food to observe how economical she can be.
3. INTRODUCE HER TO UR MOM, SISTERS OR OTHER FEMALE RELATIONS
I say this because women can read their fellow women like books. If ur female relation, esp ur mom, dislikes ur wife-to-be, u better ask her why & be careful o!
4. LEARN HOW TO COOK
It's very important for every man to know how to cook o! It'l save u from over-dependence on ur wife for food. And incase u end up marryin a foreigner, u can teach her how to prepare ur favorite meals.
5. COMMAND HER
Women luv men who can command them. It doesn't matter if she's older than u or richer or more powerful or feminist. U should only marry a woman who respects u. Luv & respect are almost inseparable when it comes to women. She can respect u without lovin u but she can't luv u without respectin u.
6. DON'T MARRY A LIABILITY
Being a housewife is good but being a housewife & workin woman is better. What if u lose ur source of income or worse still, die, what then happens to ur children? Marry a woman who can be ur life insurance. Besides, u won't like it when she asks u for N5 to buy pure water.
7. HOPE FOR "HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER" BUT PREPARE FOR DIVORCE
I personally, professionally, romantically (Psquare, make una no vex o!) don't believe in "till death do us part". This is because u could end up dying of high blood pressure if u remain with an unrepentant cheating or abusive woman. On d other hand, u could end up commitin murder. Isn't divorce better than those worse options?
8. self-service DON'T ADULTERATE
M.ast.urbation is better than adultery. Keep that at d front & back of ur mind before u marry. Remember also that konji generally affects we men more than women so don't expect ur wife to be ready for jigijigi or kwokirikwo anytime wey e dey hungry u. That is when d soap or vaseline comes in handy. *winks*
9. LISTEN TO GOD NOT UR PASTOR
"She is destined to be ur wife" Na lie!!! "She is ur only missin rib on earth" Na wash!!! There are many false prophets & fake pastors connivin with desperate single women out there o! Its best for u to kneel down by urself & ask God to show u ur wife. U could ask Him to do this by using a very clear sign & u must never ever reveal d sign u asked God to show u to anyone. That na how Abraham servant find Rebecca for Isaac abi?
So what do you guys think?
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