Ladies – we’ve all heard it before: every woman’s magazine, all your girlfriends and every dating site have always been adamant about one rule of dating – no s3x on the first date.
Even Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stanger, is strict about the rule, “no s3x without monogamy.”
You know Patti Stanger is still single, right?
I’m here to tell you to ignore what everyone says and go ahead and bang him on the first date. How do I know? Well, nearly all my long-term relationships have stemmed from giving it up on date one – including my now husband.
S3xually compatible
From a girl who has slept with a fair share of men, and a few ladies – I know from doing my research that it’s difficult to find a good lay nowadays.
We are all into different things in bed, and if he has a really f*cked up fetish like symorophilia, mucophilia or plushophilia – trust me, you want to find this out straight away and get the f*ck out of there.
And if you didn’t really have a good time on your date, but you find him really ridiculously hot, the s3x might be amazing and boom: You’ve found yourself a new f*ck-buddy!
Penis size
I don’t know about you, but when I’m interested in a man, my mind usually goes toward the issue of size: the size of his wallet and also the size of his p3nis.
Sure, every guy probably thinks that he’s huge, but ladies – we know that the majority of men are average at best. So, before you invest any of your valuable spare time in this man, it’s advantageous for you to meet his package – and the sooner, the better.
How disappointed would you be if you dated this man for weeks, invested weekends where you forwent hanging out in the Hamptons with your girlfriends getting white girl wasted, only to discover that your potential boyfriend has a weird, bendy piece, is an uncircumcised Shar-Pei, or has a p3nis the size of a cocktail wiener?
Take my advice and investigate down south sooner rather than later.
Avoids Awkwardness
When there is so much s3xual tension between the two of you, it tends to make things awkward. While courtship and dating are fun, a lot of the time dating is a bit of a drag.
After all, isn’t all that dating just leading to the big finale of a cl!max? Having s3x on the first date greatly reduces the anxiety that you both are experiencing and also eliminates all the trivial concerns that go with dating.
If you give it up on the first date, you don’t really need to worry so much about the impression you’re giving off on the second date – feel free to show up in yoga pants and a tank top because – guess what? He’s already seen you naked! The jig is up.
And all those games that you play on the first few dates can also be eradicated – not sure about who is going to pay the check? Feel free to push that bill right over to him because, guess what? You’ve already done it. He can at least pay for dinner.
Investment of time
We are all busy and time-poor in today’s hectic world. Dating is a huge endeavor that not only sucks up your free time, but sometimes it could end up costing you money — money that you can be spending on those new shoes, liposuction or Botox.
S3x, on the other hand, is a good gauge of whether all this effort is worth it, so why go through countless dates only to find out that hey – maybe you don’t want him inside of you?
Alternatively, if you bang him right away, you can make an informed decision about whether you want to invest any more of your valuable time and money into this man.
Let’s face it – we are busy ladies. F*ck being coy – go out and get laid. If it feels right, do it.
Good things comes to those who wait? I say wait too long and no one gets to come.
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